
Horrid TV interviewers keep asking me if hunting foxes and watching them be ripped to shreds is my favourite sport, as if they hadn’t even heard of West Villa, or is it Aston Ham? Of course, I outfoxed them, by cleverly answering a different question, and saying I hadn’t been on a horse in years! It’s not difficult to get these people to stop asking the wrong questions, as most of them have never been near Eton. As the survey above, in a tabloid newspaper that Mr Murdoch doesn’t own yet, shows, 20% want fox hunting back, and that’s nearly as many as voted to get me back. The Queen’s Speech will include the removal of the evil Labour ban on huntin’ and I’m sure she will purr when she sees it!