{"id":142,"date":"2021-02-16T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-16T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2024-01-08T13:27:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-08T13:27:56","slug":"how-not-to-make-a-twitter-poll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/how-not-to-make-a-twitter-poll\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to make a Twitter poll."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">A Question of Saffron<\/span><\/h2>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Something or other reminded me recently that I can&#8217;t seem to detect the smell or taste of saffron. A lot of people love it, and write passionately about it. They&#8217;ve smelled it being brought to them even before the waiter came through the kitchen door. They say they&#8217;ve had it <i><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">explode <\/span><\/i>in their mouth. And I have missed out&#8230;&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">I wondered whether it was just me, or a fairly common thing, to be unable to smell and taste saffron, so I made a Twitter poll.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bsurvey.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"533\" data-original-width=\"880\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bsurvey-300x182.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">It was worded very poorly. To be fair to myself, at the time, I didn&#8217;t think about it at all carefully. The result was that it didn&#8217;t work the way I had expected.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">A lot of people thought this was a question about whether saffron is wonderful, whether it is over-priced, or any of several possible interpretations. What I should have actually asked was &#8220;Can you smell and taste saffron&#8221;. Like this&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bpoll-2B2.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"425\" data-original-width=\"881\" height=\"193\" src=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bpoll-2B2-300x145.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bpoll-2B2.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><br \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bpoll-2B2.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><br \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Of course, this isn&#8217;t good enough, either, as it discriminates against people who want to say that they can&#8217;t afford saffron, or have never heard of it.&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">But the worst thing is, all we can tell from the result of the original poll is that about half the people who saw the poll, and answered it,<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li><span style=\"font-family: verdana; font-size: large;\"><i>like the smell of saffron<\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">and about half of them&nbsp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li><span style=\"font-family: verdana; font-size: large;\"><i>think it is too expensive.<\/i><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">which actually tells us <b>nothing at all<\/b> about how many people can detect the taste and smell of saffron, and how many cannot.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Conclusion<\/span><\/h2>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Polls. We see lots of them quoted, and they are mostly about politics, and are supposed to let us know how people think about things that matter rather a lot more than whether one can detect saffron.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">And a lot of those polls are even less well designed than mine. Some are even designed to make people draw the wrong conclusion, and it&#8217;s not easy to tell which ones those are, is it?<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/referendum-2Bballot-2Bpaper.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"682\" data-original-width=\"990\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/referendum-2Bballot-2Bpaper-300x207.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/h2>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Question of Saffron Something or other reminded me recently that I can&#8217;t seem to detect the smell or taste of saffron. A lot of people love it, and write passionately about it. They&#8217;ve smelled it being brought to them even before the waiter came through the kitchen door. They say they&#8217;ve had it explode &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/how-not-to-make-a-twitter-poll\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How not to make a Twitter poll.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":351,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-food","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/saffron-2Bsurvey.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}