{"id":189,"date":"2016-02-21T00:38:00","date_gmt":"2016-02-21T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/02\/21\/feet-of-clay-or-perhaps-dough\/"},"modified":"2023-12-18T12:31:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-18T12:31:39","slug":"feet-of-clay-or-perhaps-dough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/feet-of-clay-or-perhaps-dough\/","title":{"rendered":"Feet of clay. or perhaps dough?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qptyz29gmeU\/VskDIin9PaI\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/R2A4YDmrQXg\/s1600\/bad%2Bbread%2B0.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-qptyz29gmeU\/VskDIin9PaI\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/R2A4YDmrQXg\/s400\/bad%2Bbread%2B0.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">O<\/span>h, look!&nbsp;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">I<\/span>t&#8217;s another of those marvelous looking artisan sourdough loaves. Or is it?<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-uOluPZCI9Zo\/VskDIkHeA5I\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/p6DQEXMDLHk\/s1600\/bad%2Bbread%2B1.jpg\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-uOluPZCI9Zo\/VskDIkHeA5I\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/p6DQEXMDLHk\/s400\/bad%2Bbread%2B1.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">W<\/span>hat can this mystery object be? It looks like a closeup of part of Mr Sasquatch.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: justify;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-iC7FNpCtDvM\/VskDIvpW-LI\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/SkD8uQ0IMt4\/s1600\/bad%2Bbread%2B2.jpg\" style=\"clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-iC7FNpCtDvM\/VskDIvpW-LI\/AAAAAAAAiSM\/SkD8uQ0IMt4\/s400\/bad%2Bbread%2B2.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">W<\/span>hen you have a sudden attack of clumsiness, as you are putting your dough onto your baking stone, and fail to keep it all on the stone&#8230;<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-squQWY5HDSg\/VskEMMDDrxI\/AAAAAAAAiSU\/Ew30Rw47Qhc\/s1600\/bad%2Bbread%2B2.jpg\" style=\"clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-squQWY5HDSg\/VskEMMDDrxI\/AAAAAAAAiSU\/Ew30Rw47Qhc\/s400\/bad%2Bbread%2B2.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Y<\/span>ou can end up baking something pretty bizarre. This has been a public service message, to show you that I can&#8217;t make great bread <i><b>every&nbsp;<\/b><\/i>time.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, look!&nbsp; It&#8217;s another of those marvelous looking artisan sourdough loaves. Or is it? What can this mystery object be? It looks like a closeup of part of Mr Sasquatch. When you have a sudden attack of clumsiness, as you are putting your dough onto your baking stone, and fail to keep it all on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/feet-of-clay-or-perhaps-dough\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Feet of clay. or perhaps dough?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doctor-dark.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}