I’ve been making dumplings in stews for, ooh, forever. I always made them the way my Mum did, with Atora suet, using the recipe on the packet. And more often than not, I made solid cannon-balls, instead of the light, fluffy things I was intending to make.
Today, I found we had run out of suet. A quick scan of the entire internet (OK, I used a notorious search engine that shall not be named here) revealed that suet is not considered necessary. There were recipes using melted butter, and other recipes using olive oil.
All the recipes were pretty similar, take some self-raising flour, add a bit of baking powder, herbs if you like, salt, and more or less equal amounts of olive oil and milk. You only need just enough liquid to be able to form a dough from the dry ingredients. If it’s sticky, add more flour. If you mix it about too much, you’ll develop the gluten in the flour, and get cannon-balls…
To my great delight, the result was nice and fluffy!
Yes, that is a beer. We also ran out of red wine.
Definitely fluffy, not cannon-balls. No more suet for this purpose, then!
Nice Mr Tesco sold me a beautifully smelly La Rustique Camembert cheese for a £1, and I decided I wanted to bake it in a loaf of bread. Not a ready made loaf, which was what all the online recipes I found showed how to do. So, here’s a way to make a cheesy loaf from scratch, in case you wanted to.
150g Wholewheat flour
350g White bread flour
7g Easy Bake yeast
10g Salt
350g Water
If you don’t know how to make a bread dough with those ingredients, I think I may have explained it in another post, somewhere. Basically, mix it all up, knead it, let it rest, knead it again. That sort of thing, you know, normal bread making… I divided about a third of it off to wrap the cheese in.
Previous attempts of mine to make this sort of thing went wrong because the molten cheese leaked out, mainly because I had the joins underneath when I baked it, instead of on top. But, to make sure, I added a layer of wafer thin ham slices. I think the leakage may have been made worse because I previously used ordinary, cheap Camembert, which seems more runny than La Rustique, when it’s cooked.
I put the cheese on top of the ham, cut slots in it, pushed garlic pieces into the slots, and sprinkled it with rosemary.
Then, I folded the dough over the top, not particularly tidily, and gently pressed it to seal it together. A lot of recipes leave the top of the cheese exposed, and I may try that another time.
I divided the remaining dough into eight pieces, put a bit of mozzarella that was lurking in the fridge into each one, rolled them into, well, rolls, and arranged them around the main loaf.
Then, I left them in a warm part of the kitchen to rise for a while, until the rolls were starting to merge with the main loaf, like this…
The cooking time at 220°C seemed likely to be about twenty minutes, from my limited experience of cooking bread rolls, and small loaves, which is how long I gave it. I think 25 to 30 minutes would be better, as the main loaf was very slightly underdone in places. That could have been caused by the moisture from the cheese, though. When it was baked, it looked like this…
It was pretty crusty, which was what I wanted, and I cut the top off with a knife, so we could start dipping…
Yes, it was very nice!
I was particularly pleased that the cheap deli ham had prevented the cheese from giving the loaf a soggy bottom. There was more that enough for two people, meaning those rolls will come in handy for lunch!
Because, why not? Basically, I wondered if a seitan mix would work in a waffle maker, and I decided a savoury flavour would be interesting.
Batter, the waffle maker, and the first waffle…
70g Vital wheat gluten
70g Gram flour
10g Nutritional yeast
20g Curry powder
7g EasyBake yeast
300ml Water
It needs something to make bubbles in the batter, and I decided to use yeast instead of baking powder. I don’t remember why I decided not to use eggs, but the absence of salt is explained by high blood pressure… It’s all just mixed together, and left to ferment for half an hour.
The result of the experiment.
The amounts in the list above give just under three waffles. I expect adding a couple of beaten eggs would have made just the right amount of batter. The result is chewy, like seitan, but more airy, and the flavour depends on your curry powder. I used the mild curry powder recipe from Pat Chapman’s “250 Curry Recipes and Accompaniments”.
What on Earth is that? Indonesian chicken fried rice, with accompaniments.
In 1970, Nasi Goreng was my favourite dinner in the canteen. It was wonderful, and all I can remember about it was that it was chicken fried rice with a fried egg on top. But we had very good Asian cooks in the canteen, so it must have been OK.
To recreate it, I referred extensively to “Sambal and Coconut“, yet another of the cookbooks I really like.
This is a tomato and chilli sambal, which I think could have done with quite a lot more chilli. Home grown tomatoes made it very tasty, though.
To the left, peanut and lime leaf kerupuk. Centre is the nasi goreng that was not yet on the plates. Right side, a mild pepper and coconut salad, and the sambal.
Here’s my plate, after I had added the accompaniments. It was all tasty, with good contrast between the crunchy kerupuk and the tender chicken. Will make again, with more chillis…
The main problem I have had with Gressingham duck breasts, when cooked in the way described on the package – fry the fat off, bake to cook through – is that the duck breasts always came out much smaller when they were cooked, even though I baked them for the absolute minimum time in the recipe. They also tended to be a little tougher than I wanted, and cooked part way through, rather than nice and medium-rare almost to the edge. The answer to these problems is mentioned in the heading…
Two vacuum packed, seasoned duck breasts.Two duck breasts in the sous vide pan.
The thing about ducks, you know, is that they float. I nearly included a Monty Python clip at this point, but you either know which one I mean, or you won’t understand at all, so I left it out. Anyway. Three hours at 55°C, pushing them away from the heater every once in a while. Then I heated a cast iron pan to what is technically known as bloody hot, gave them enough of a frying to crisp the fat up (yes, I know, a few seconds more would have been even better…) and served them.
Unshrunken duck breast, baked potato, steamed broccoli, and sauce.The shot that shows it was worth the faff…
This is definitely the way I will do those lovely Gressingham duck breasts (can I have some freebies, please, Gressingham?) from now on, only I will flash fry the skin a little more, to render the remaining fat you can see. The meat did not shrink, and it was not overdone at the edges. And the tenderness was noticeable, compared to the traditional method.
Update: The Gressingham web site has more detail than I have given, about how to make both sous vide duck breasts, and confit duck legs.
I recently bought a new foodie toy, a sous vide cooker, which I hope will be useful to prevent duck breasts from shrinking when I cook them. It should also enable me to cook medium-rare steaks, without the risk of over or under cooking them. I found it on eBay, for £30. Apparently, I could connect to it with my phone, and control it that way, but there’s nothing wrong with the control panel on top, which is what I shall use instead.
As a very safety conscious Walrus, naturally, I have read the instructions carefully. It’s the usual stuff, you know, don’t use this in your sword swallowing act, etc… Later on, I shall be heading out into the World, in order to Read all instructions.
This is part of the instructions what I read.
I already had a nifty device for vacuum packing the steaks, so I seasoned them, and got the air sucked out of the bags. You don’t need this device, really. It’s entirely possible to use Zip Lock bags, and get as much air out as you can, though they may tend to float if you don’t get it all out. But it’s a cooking toy, so I love it. Made by Tayuugo, if you want one like it…
The second steak, about to be suffocated. To the right, one I did earlier.
Next step: fill a big pan with water, clip the sous vide device on, and set it going. The temperature should be 55°C, and up to two hours is plenty of time. It doesn’t take long to get up to the right temperature. Meanwhile, I baked a couple of potatoes, and then fried some mushrooms in butter.
After almost two hours in the water bath, the steaks are cooked, but they don’t look like it. They need a quick flash fry in a very hot pan.
It was a very quick flash fry, and I didn’t take any pictures while I was doing it… but here’s the plated result…
Now, you may call that rare, rather than medium-rare, and you may be right, but it is definitely what I was aiming for. The big difference between cooking the steaks this way, and frying them, is the way they’re not overcooked at the surface, with a smaller pink area inside. Now that I know the process, I will not be using cheap supermarket steaks like these, but really good ones from the friendly local butcher.
Update: This sous vide device died the third time I used it, and I got a refund. My new one is an Inkbird one, and cost twice as much. Let’s hope it lives longer…
This is not a blog post about the morality of eating meat, as I very much enjoy eating several sorts of meat, and I wouldn’t think there was a moral problem, if a shark decided to eat me. After all, I am pretty sure I have eaten bits of shark. But even I have to admit that the production of meat is a serious problem, ecologically. We needed that Amazonian rain forest to create oxygen, you know? And there are health grounds for eating less meat, as anyone who listens to their doctor will know. Besides, it costs a fortune these days.
I’ve always thought it a bit odd that some vegans try to create realistic imitations of meat dishes, when there are a huge number of delicious vegan dishes that don’t look at all like meat. Instead, they look like the vegetables they are made from. They taste great, too, and I enjoy eating them.
But, as a way of saving money, being able to cook something that feels like a steak when I chew it, tastes a lot like a steak, doesn’t force me to go and floss my teeth after dinner, and costs much less than a steak has to be a winner. So, I ordered up some ingredients that were needed, online, and had a go at a recipe from https://itdoesnttastelikechicken.com which, by the way, has an excellent cookbook you can download.
The ingredients I didn’t have to hand were the rather strange sounding vital wheat gluten, and nutritional yeast flakes. This is not a good food for anyone with an actual gluten intolerance. I would also advise against it, if you have a problem with lentils, such as, you know, flatulence.
The recipe uses cups, tablespoons, etc, but lets you switch to metric, which is good. However, it then uses volumes for some of the ingredients, instead of weights, so I’m providing weights here. That’s right, I weighed the ingredients, as I measured their volumes. Such is my dedication to the cause…
Recipe websites have a tendency to use beautiful photographs of such things as all the ingredients, arranged artistically in a blender, but cooked lentils are hard to arrange artistically, so you get to see this, instead…
In the blender, you can see –
220g vital wheat gluten
220g cooked lentils
90g water
5g nutritional yeast
25g tomato puree
25g dark soy sauce
5g garlic powder
3g chili powder
3g liquid smoke
1g freshly ground black pepper
The internet suggested I’d need to cook half the final weight of lentils; I cooked a hundred grams of red lentils for ten minutes, and ended up with 280g, and if you think I ate the other sixty grams, you’d be correct. They smelled amazing when I was cooking them, so down they went.
There’s now a delicate balancing act to perform. If you run the blender for too long, all that gluten will form a solid block; not long enough, and there will be unmixed ingredients. As soon as that is done, tip the result out, and knead the lump, bearing in mind that you’ll be toughening it up if you go on too long.
Tip it out!
Cut it into four pieces. Now roll them out until they’re about half an inch thick. As you can see, I failed to do that, and ended up with thickish lumps. Next time, I shall be careful to do this, instead of trying to hand shape them…
They get steamed for about half an hour. After that, they go in a marinade in the fridge, until you are ready to use them, or you can freeze them.
50g water
20g olive oil
20g dark soy sauce
10g maple syrup, which I omitted
I left the maple syrup out because if you fry these in a hot pan, it will burn.
The next picture is what we actually had for dinner, after I made these – a chicken Caesar salad. Because that’s what I was asked for, when I explained what I had made. The next day, I cut up one of the steaks, and used it in a sweet and sour pork recipe, served with rice. I can confirm, these “steaks” are very much like meat to eat, but the flavour isn’t exactly right. I propose to fix that, by including distinctly non-vegan flavourings, like beef stock, the next time I make a batch. I will also roll them out properly!
This actually is chicken, but tasted also of anchovies and Parmesan, as is right and proper.
A Carex hand soap dispenser, unexpectedly dripping.
Climate change benefits – number 94.
Nowadays, storms are worse than they used to be. Fact.
As a result, they have lower barometric pressure at their centres. When the storm gets close to you, the pressure drops, and the air in the hand-soap bottle pushes the soap up and out of the pump nozzle.
Climate change deniers will, of course, say something stupid now…
I salted it, and left it uncovered in the fridge overnight, because that gets the skin dry enough to crisp up nicely when it’s cooked. It only takes about 45 minutes to cook, too!
Dinner plate, with duck leg, wing, breast, veggies, and gravy.
Duck, served with roasted parsnips, fried courgettes, and an orange flavoured sauce.
Nigella Lawson. Author of numerous cookery books. Star of a quite watchable cookery show, which tends not to be difficult stuff. Daughter of an utter git.
Rather than writing about her, I thought I’d just post some pictures of this morning’s bakery – pear and ginger muffins, from “Nigella Express”, a favourite in our house.
If Nigella, or her publisher, object to me showing this one example recipe, will they please tell me?
You will notice that I annotate recipe books, as how else can you remember how to make the recipe better the next time?
To save time this morning, I did the preparation last night.The bowl contains flour, sugars, baking powder, and ground ginger. The jug was in the fridge all night, and contains vegetable oil, yoghourt and kefir (instead of sour cream), honey, and two large eggs.
Muffin cases onto baking tray. The oven is already pre-heating by this point.
Pour the jug into the bowl after peeling and chopping the pears.
Mix it all together, and spoon the result into the muffin cases.
Sprinkle brown sugar on top, and put them in the oven for 20 minutes. You may have noticed that I annotate recipe books. It’s a good way to remember little details that make things work even better when you use the recipe again. I already said that, but I wondered if you were paying attention.
Hmmm, not too shabby! Thanks to doing the preparation the night before, I was able to do this even without having a coffee first. They do go rather well with coffee, for breakfast.
